{"id":35973,"date":"2026-09-08T03:24:28","date_gmt":"2026-09-08T02:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35973"},"modified":"2026-09-08T03:26:33","modified_gmt":"2026-09-08T02:26:33","slug":"my-leader-narrates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/08\/my-leader-narrates\/","title":{"rendered":"My Leader Narrates"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The President of my Country <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has agreed to narrate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Each of my holiday movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yan and Jan are driving to Portugal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where we will stay near the salt flats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of Albacunda Nedo and Barrol <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am honoured that my leader <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has agreed to accompany us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With his sister wife and mistress<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will record this holiday not only on film <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But in print with a suite of poems <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Written in lemon ink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you sing a Fado <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will share your shower <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the first of one hundred poems <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I will present to my leader <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wearing my bright orange dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The President of my Country Has agreed to narrate Each of my holiday movies Yan and Jan are driving to Portugal Where we will stay near the salt flats Of Albacunda Nedo and Barrol I am honoured that my leader Has agreed to accompany us With his sister wife and mistress I will record this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35973"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35976,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35973\/revisions\/35976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}