{"id":35985,"date":"2026-09-08T12:46:14","date_gmt":"2026-09-08T11:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35985"},"modified":"2026-09-08T12:46:31","modified_gmt":"2026-09-08T11:46:31","slug":"the-apartment-of-the-smiling-windows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/08\/the-apartment-of-the-smiling-windows\/","title":{"rendered":"The Apartment of the Smiling Windows"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was going abroad for six months <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I rented my Paris apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To Lola and Tony who were just friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had a feeling at the time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That their feelings might mature <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As they cared for each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My thoughts proved to be correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because on my return I found out<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That my now vacant apatyment<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had been comically named by friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Apartment of the Smiling Windows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was going abroad for six months I rented my Paris apartment To Lola and Tony who were just friends I had a feeling at the time That their feelings might mature As they cared for each other My thoughts proved to be correct Because on my return I found out That my now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35985"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35987,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35985\/revisions\/35987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}