{"id":35997,"date":"2026-09-09T05:24:47","date_gmt":"2026-09-09T04:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35997"},"modified":"2026-09-09T05:28:25","modified_gmt":"2026-09-09T04:28:25","slug":"paris-in-the-heat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/09\/paris-in-the-heat\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris in the Heat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not speak French very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But feel welcome as I have a beautiful wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Food wise I am a total oaf yet this is ignored <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I care greatly for my pet lobster <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On these scalding summer days <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not speak French very well But feel welcome as I have a beautiful wife Food wise I am a total oaf yet this is ignored Because I care greatly for my pet lobster On these scalding summer days<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35997"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36000,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35997\/revisions\/36000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}