Malcolm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Realise what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you really fuck me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do I fuck you off Robby<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please call me Roberta <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is my name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do I fuck you off Roberta <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You like trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know I do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does that fuck you off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what fucks you off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because every time we trot<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Down to the railway station<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You wear your Madonna tee shirts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are my favourite tee shirts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
REALLY <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that you look like a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is bad enough being ginger and spotting trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But to wear a fucking Madonna tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just breaks my heart <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have three Madonna tee shirts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thin ice Malcolm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Light Blue Red and Black <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are all from her first world tour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And very collectable <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will ask the dustmen to collect them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Robbie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
ROBERTA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When we make love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not complain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You might be a cunt Malcolm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you have your advantages <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I frequently wear my Madonna shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When we make love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want me to remove it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
DON’T YOU DARE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are confusing me Robby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One minute you hate my tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the next minute you do not mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Malcolm one day when you grow another brain cell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will tell you reason why I do not object <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To you wearing your Madonna tee shirts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you are fucking me into another dimension <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Till them be blissful in your ignorance <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Malcolm Yes Do you realise Realise what That you really fuck me off How do I fuck you off Robby Please call me Roberta That is my name How do I fuck you off Roberta You like trains I know I do Does that fuck you off Not really Then what fucks you off Because […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36015"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36016,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36015\/revisions\/36016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}