{"id":36120,"date":"2026-09-14T04:46:37","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36120"},"modified":"2026-09-14T04:51:28","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:51:28","slug":"reading-a-magazine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/14\/reading-a-magazine\/","title":{"rendered":"Reading a Magazine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the desert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can be difficult <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the winds<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can be quite savage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Moose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or rather my nickname <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Moose because <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I look like a Moose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I have never <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seen a Moose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot comment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In certain ways <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am quite beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or at least <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am told <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I am beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even though <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I resemble a Moose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a skin complaint <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seriously it has advantages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am the centrefold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In this months Moose Monthly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are not vulgar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just a bit Moosey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am currently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a rather breezy area <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of the desert<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trying to read <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An advance copy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of Moose Monthly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is difficult <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And is not helped <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When passing truckers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Sound their loud  horns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And make suggestive comments <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the general direction <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of my me moose places <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Next to the busy Interstate <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the desert Can be difficult As the winds Can be quite savage My name is Moose Or rather my nickname Is Moose because I look like a Moose As I have never Seen a Moose I cannot comment In certain ways I am quite beautiful Or at least I am told That I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36120"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36123,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36120\/revisions\/36123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}