{"id":36420,"date":"2026-09-29T06:08:40","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T05:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36420"},"modified":"2026-09-29T06:10:03","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T05:10:03","slug":"on-tuesdays-i-malfunction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/29\/on-tuesdays-i-malfunction\/","title":{"rendered":"On Tuesdays I Malfunction"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is the only day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Of the week <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I smile <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And really mean it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am seriously happy   <br><br><br>I am nice to my colleagues<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And polite on the tubes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">People do not annoy me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wish that all the other days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were similar in their structure  <br><br><br><br><br> Francis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the only day Of the week When I smile And really mean it As I am seriously happy I am nice to my colleagues And polite on the tubes People do not annoy me I wish that all the other days Were similar in their structure Francis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36420"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36422,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36420\/revisions\/36422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}