{"id":36503,"date":"2026-10-03T05:41:31","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T04:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36503"},"modified":"2026-10-03T08:50:48","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T07:50:48","slug":"silly-boy-takes-a-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/03\/silly-boy-takes-a-holiday\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Boy takes a Holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well he did not exactly take a holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He paid for it with his pocket money <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you writing Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Words of course Silly Mummy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No you cannot see that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As even if the sun is high in the sky <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You cannot see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not going to get started <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On demonstrative and relative pronouns again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you realise that if Silly Guy next door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heard you speaking to me like you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then he would eat your collection of dead newts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I should not have to put up with this Silly Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I am a writer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I am a nudist at Cap d&#8217; Agde <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are totally illiterate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is because we live in a railway tunnel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the reason that I have only twenty-three siblings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We cannot do much about that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apart from closing the railway <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is going to get worse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Silly Cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because our creator thought it funny<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is not my fault <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See that long silver thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sit on it and think of French holidays <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about the HS69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not want to go to Ayr <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will not go to Ayr <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it is going to <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The planet Gobo Gobo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Weirdo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy are you looking forward to your nudist holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have bought you a summer dress and some overalls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a nudist holiday Silly Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you and Silly Sister show your things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you blushing Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No a HS44 has just run over my head <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also the people on the nudist coach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Show their hairy things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What like Silly Cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a way yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about Silly Hamster<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not push your luck <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who said that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think, therefore I am<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shut up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let me see your book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why is it called<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The Philosophy of Clothes<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because my publisher thought that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I Like Watching My Sister Touching Herself In The Bath <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Might offend the good people of Swindon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are no good people in Swindon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are all on the take<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Philosophy of Clothes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy uses clothing as a central metaphor for human institutions such as religion politics, and social norms<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She notes just as clothes cover the physical body and change with fashion society&#8217;s external forms and beliefs are temporary garments cloaking deeper spiritual realities<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you write this Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No the idiot who created this garbage wrote it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did he plagiarise this<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obviously Silly Pants <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I prefer commando <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enough information <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mrs I am Very Fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you write this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I am troubled <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can say that again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shut up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That again<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shut up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a nervous condition <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A nervous condition <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S<strong>piritual Awakening<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The narrative traces an emotional and intellectual journey from existential despair (the Everlasting No) to a renewed sense of purpose and spiritual acceptance (the Everlasting Yes)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many did you sell at the nudist resort <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zero <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I lie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I sold one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who 2 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Butch she is a thick bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who only uses lavender bog paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When wiping her fat arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My book had lavender pages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know why you wrote Sator Resartus Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is not the title of my book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I suppose you are going to tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That it is called Tits &amp; Bums and the Smelly Hairy Bits <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How did you guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know you too well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You wrote your book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that you watch ladies undress at night <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Through cracks in their lace curtains <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a fucking nudist resort <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why would I want to do that Silly Mummy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All I need to do is open my eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And my body does the rest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a disgusting character <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A really disgusting character <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see what you are doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is perfectly natural Silly Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What like my sticky pubic stuff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Exactly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The only reason I have brought <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our remote control on holiday with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is so I can watch football crowds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Singing rude songs about masturbating nuns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When their games go into extra time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is horrible Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Masturbating nuns<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I used to be a nun<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you masturbate mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes every day after chapel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then how did you have me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The usual way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lay on your back <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Open your legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know the drill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know the chisel but not the drill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then you popped out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How beautiful<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You were an ugly baby <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you have not changed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are at a nudist resort <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is no need to change <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know why you wanted the remote control <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know your secret <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I swore the cat to secrecy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You like watching football crowds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You like watching football crowds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As they are all wearing clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry Silly Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think I am a pervert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you still love me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I prefer hedgehogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well he did not exactly take a holiday He paid for it with his pocket money What are you writing Silly Boy Words of course Silly Mummy I can 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