{"id":36603,"date":"2026-10-10T09:46:18","date_gmt":"2026-10-10T08:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36603"},"modified":"2026-10-10T11:51:09","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T10:51:09","slug":"under-an-existing-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/10\/under-an-existing-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Under an Existing Table"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Mon amour mon ami<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Mon amour mon ami<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Mon amour mon ami<br><br>I was sharing my mattress <br><br>With three trainee nuns <br><br>In the corner of my cramped room <br><br>A battered record player <br><br>Was repeating the same song <br><br>As I had scratched my only record  <br><br>The smallest of the three nuns <br><br>Looked at me from beneath the quilt <br><br>She recognised the song from her convent <br><br>I told her the story of my visit to a record store <br><br>My girlfriend of the time liked Jonny XXX<br><br>But I ended up purchasing another LP <br><br>As I liked one of the recorded songs<br><br>The negro behind the counter <br><br>Tried to rip me off without shame<br><br>As I was a young Spanish visitor <br><br>Who fucked young nuns as a part time hobby <br><br>I called the manager who sacked the assistant<br><br>He waited for me in alleyway after night fell<br><br>He would either kill me or I would kill him <br><br>But nothing happened and we became good friends <br><br>Who shared young nuns until he was finally deported <br><br>My favourite was a girl from Alsace <br><br>Who I soon named<br><br>La nonne aux yeux d'or<br><br>As she had been blind since birth <br><br><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mon amour mon ami Mon amour mon ami Mon amour mon amiI was sharing my mattress With three trainee nuns In the corner of my cramped room A battered record player Was repeating the same song As I had scratched my only record The smallest of the three nuns Looked at me from beneath the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36603"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36618,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36603\/revisions\/36618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}