{"id":36701,"date":"2026-10-14T11:32:07","date_gmt":"2026-10-14T10:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36701"},"modified":"2026-10-14T13:06:01","modified_gmt":"2026-10-14T12:06:01","slug":"silly-boy-at-skool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/14\/silly-boy-at-skool\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Boy at Skool"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Picking my nose Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you see that Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Explain yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you mind if I quote from my phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Young model I will do anything naughty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I will not face sit moths <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Face sit moths <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry Miss wrong site <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here toes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Goes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The word that is a versatile English word (it is nor Welsh or Scottish) that functions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a determiner pronoun conjunction or adverb <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Depending how it is used in a sentence about Bacon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Francis Bacon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No just Bacon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dead pig and all that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh IC<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you reading Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tits n Bums and a bit of Pube <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Should you be reading that at your age <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just look at the pictures Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would show you Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But my mag is stuck to my desk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will have a word with the cleaners <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are on page sixty-nine Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I knew that you were not a natural blonde <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had a bet with Silly First Cousin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not reading a custard mag Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see that from here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are reading a hardback book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please share it with the class <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing Silly Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sharing my book with the class <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not mean that you had to rip the pages out<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And share them with your valued classmates<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mistake what a Silly Boy I am I am<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a Silly Boy I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My first question Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes Silly Sister went topless on holiday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The headmaster has them on his phone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My second question Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The History of Class Consciousness <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am impressed with you Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not many of the thicko&#8217;s here in two bee<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are that far advanced <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I remember my days in prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lying  naked in my bunk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With that lovely girl from Latvia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was the only shaven maiden in the cell <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We shared just one book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Well of Loneliness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No the book was called <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>History and Class Consciousness<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Studies in Marxist Dialectics<\/strong><\/em><strong> and the Decoration of Pink Birthday Cakes&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a collection of essays by the Hungarian Marxist philosopher Gyorgy Lukacs&nbsp; And is a seminal work in the development of  Marxism in the South West &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It moved beyond the economism and determinism of the Second International \u00a0and explored the dialectical relationship between the subject and objects of history particularly within class consciousness and reification\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sounds like a load of shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a load of shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Younger Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adopted Silly Orphan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See me after class <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">****%&#8221;!!!***^((<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No backchat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry Miss Upper-Dyke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Continuing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This book is the work for which Luk\u00e1cs is best known.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nevertheless, it was condemned in the Soviet Union Bath Basingstoke and later in Central Budapest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Near that delicious deli<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I prefer Hungarian food <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But not the noodles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Luk\u00e1cs later repudiated these ideas coming to believe that in it he had confused\u00a0Silly Aunt Tiffany&#8217;s conception of alienation with that of a chap named Marx Mark Susan or something like that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree with both <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Younger Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adopted Silly Orphan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You missed it by a mile <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">                                                                                                                                               It<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did I <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you like my perfume <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought you were the janitor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was reading <em>The History of Class Cons<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The History of Class Consciousness<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the whole concept of consciousness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Interested me more than masturbation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wanted to know everything about consciousness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How often to you masturbate Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whenever Silly Mummy is out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Silly Mummy is in a wheelchair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just wheel her into the garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You live in a high rise <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see your reasoning Miss<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As her appearance alters<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every time I masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last week she lost a arm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And on Tuesday her facial features changed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How awful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought it improved her looks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She now looks like one of those kids <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With flat faces who dribble when they eat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An academic you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is an academic Miss<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Academic is a medical condition where your blood has a lower than normal amount of healthy red blood cells or hemoglobin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Take that smile off your face Waste of Space Junior <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss how often do you masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a question Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well if you must know<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyday after class unless I am reading <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The History of Class Consciousness<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No reading<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a play on words<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You must know what I mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That you smell musty and kill people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something like that but I do not kill people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just maim the retarded fuckers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Continuing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The whole concept of class consciousness<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really interests me as it begs the universal question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of how I keep awake during your lessons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You usually look up my skirt Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is so yesterday Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am bored with the never ending  colours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And bomorphic patterns of your sweaty panties<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are no longer of any interest to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why I am trying to get my head <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Around class consciousness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is such a dry subject Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That sometimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have to use a lubricant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy a final question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Saved by the bell Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy a final question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like dodgy images of Eskimos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just skip school <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am taught at home by Silly Tutor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought you looked familiar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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