{"id":36801,"date":"2026-10-20T20:24:55","date_gmt":"2026-10-20T19:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36801"},"modified":"2026-10-20T20:57:04","modified_gmt":"2026-10-20T19:57:04","slug":"chased-by-seagulls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/20\/chased-by-seagulls\/","title":{"rendered":"Chased by Seagulls"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had just arrived a station<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I knew well<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As  it was a regular <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Part of my daily life  <br><br><br>I found it very crowded<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As there had been <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A serious problem<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far down the line <br><br><br>I then noticed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I was barefoot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without my shoes<br><br><br> This was noted<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By a staff member <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I was asked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I was in distress<br><br><br>I replied that I had shoes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my sports bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But had chosen not wear them<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was being chased by seagulls <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had just arrived a station Which I knew well As it was a regular Part of my daily life I found it very crowded As there had been A serious problem Far down the line I then noticed That I was barefoot As I was travelling Without my shoes This was noted By a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36801"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36812,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36801\/revisions\/36812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}