{"id":36813,"date":"2026-10-21T08:07:26","date_gmt":"2026-10-21T07:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36813"},"modified":"2026-10-21T08:07:26","modified_gmt":"2026-10-21T07:07:26","slug":"the-problem-with-metaphors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/21\/the-problem-with-metaphors\/","title":{"rendered":"The Problem with Metaphors"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ever since <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lisa and George <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Broke their wedding bed <br><br><br>They have slept <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In separate rooms <br><br><br>They both blame <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The earthquake <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For this inconvenience <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since Lisa and George Broke their wedding bed They have slept In separate rooms They both blame The earthquake For this inconvenience<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36814,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36813\/revisions\/36814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}