{"id":36952,"date":"2026-10-26T15:22:46","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T15:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=36952"},"modified":"2026-10-26T15:31:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T15:31:23","slug":"drive-this-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/26\/drive-this-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Drive This Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not a violent person <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the other day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I walking back from<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The tube station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw a creep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bothering a girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing much happened<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am happy to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the girl looked upset <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was then that something snapped<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I followed this low life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knowing that when I had the chance<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I  would hit it hard from behind<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He fell straight into a puddle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not knowing what had hit him<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Did you hurt him Joe<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really just enough <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To send him to the stars <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then I faded into the night<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>What if he recognised you<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He never knew what hit him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>You have been in trouble before Joe<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was years ago Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that when he recovers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That this low life will trot to the pig farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And tell them that the current Poet Laureate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taught him a lesson that was always coming <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>You worry me sometimes Joe<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>As there is a spark point within you<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Which I wonder if you can control<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I knew the answer Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If only I knew the answer <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a violent person But the other day As I walking back from The tube station I saw a creep Bothering a girl Nothing much happened I am happy to say But the girl looked upset It was then that something snapped And I followed this low life Knowing that when I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36952"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36955,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36952\/revisions\/36955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}