Is it true that you write the Silly Boy stories <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who told you that I write these stories <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mother did when I visited her recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then it is as true as my mother never lies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why Not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are becoming increasingly popular <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But nobody knows about the author<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that Haloween <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is not that big in my beloved France<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why should that be the case Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You should go back to my article <\/p>\n\n\n\n
About the difference between <\/p>\n\n\n\n
French and English women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I remember it well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I remember correctly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You noted that travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the Metro in Paris <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was like being in the pages of Vogue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such is the feminine beauty on French women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that travelling on the District Line in London <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was the equivalent of being in Farmers Weekly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was not your finest moment Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I still get the fan letters from loving feminists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But this illustrates my point Peter Paul <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As for this ridiculous and empty celebration <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some English women dress up as ghouls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which is quite easy for them due to their plainness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas in France plain and ugly women are hard to find<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which lays waste to any thoughts of celebration <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like living on the edge of a razor blade Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My pen has experienced little else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you still the Poet Laureate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I believe so as I was the last time I looked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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