I am sitting on Blue Anchor Railway Station in Somerset<\/p>\n
It is two for twins day<\/p>\n
I am sitting with my twin sister<\/p>\n
She is not wearing underwear<\/p>\n
The Blue Lobster is aware of this fact<\/p>\n
And looks up her skirt as she crosses her legs<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Blue Lobster <\/i><\/p>\n
Plain Maid <\/i><\/p>\n
Planning Murder <\/i><\/p>\n
With her sister <\/i><\/p>\n
On the seafront <\/i><\/p>\n
In Le Mans <\/i><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
Is being sung quietly<\/p>\n
By a choir of conjoined twins<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
Brother Michael <\/i><\/p>\n
Likes to Cycle <\/i><\/p>\n
To a Cathedral <\/i><\/p>\n
In Le Mans\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
I am reading an account of the murders committed by Christine and Lea Papin<\/p>\n
My sister cannot read as she is blind<\/p>\n
But she has an acute sense of fashion<\/p>\n
Which is much appreciated<\/p>\n
By the Blue Lobster<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
This rare creature <\/i><\/p>\n
Will teach my sister <\/i><\/p>\n
The Fundamentals <\/i><\/p>\n
Of Self Abuse <\/i><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
Is the opening line of my book<\/p>\n
I wonder who the author is<\/p>\n
As it is not explained<\/p>\n
On the dust cover<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Blue Lobster Blue Anchor <\/i><\/p>\n
Do not thank her<\/i><\/p>\n
For Today
\n<\/i><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
The choir sings beautifully on the platform near the beach<\/p>\n
I look into my sisters sky blue eyes<\/p>\n
She is in the throes of an orgasm<\/p>\n
And the Blue Lobster<\/p>\n
Has returned to the sea<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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