{"id":37091,"date":"2026-11-02T05:12:46","date_gmt":"2026-11-02T05:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=37091"},"modified":"2026-11-02T05:23:51","modified_gmt":"2026-11-02T05:23:51","slug":"showering-with-my-sisters-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/11\/02\/showering-with-my-sisters-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Showering with my Sister&#8217;s Bear"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was the first movie that I ever made <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It bombed at the box office <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only just covering it production costs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I shot it in three days in my apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wearing only a bear costume <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My real life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eileen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Played the part<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of Eileen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who steals a lizard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From a zoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And pretends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a bear<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She travels to Berlin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To make a movie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knowing that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is being pursued <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ends in a shoot out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And each character dies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Including <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Chief of Police <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who was played<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By our taxi driver <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whose name is Phil <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was born <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In Basingstoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And went to <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same school<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As Eileen and myself <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was the first movie that I ever made It bombed at the box office Only just covering it production costs I shot it in three days in my apartment Wearing only a bear costume My real life Sister Eileen Played the part Of Eileen Who steals a lizard From a zoo And pretends It is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37091"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37095,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37091\/revisions\/37095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}