{"id":3722,"date":"2017-08-09T13:35:12","date_gmt":"2017-08-09T13:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=3722"},"modified":"2017-08-10T07:59:09","modified_gmt":"2017-08-10T07:59:09","slug":"i-was-brought-up-in-the-countryside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2017\/08\/09\/i-was-brought-up-in-the-countryside\/","title":{"rendered":"I was brought up in the countryside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the 9<sup>th<\/sup> of August 2017 Beryl Quail an eighty-nine year old widow was hit by a bus in the Fishponds area of Bristol<\/p>\n<p>She was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident<\/p>\n<p>Witnesses said that Mrs Quail was looking at the pink rainbow that occurred over the city on Monday evening when the accident occured<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>Don\u2019t you see we have a chance?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>What do you mean?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The widow we can use her <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But she is dead <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Exactly <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>She died of shock <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why would you want to be an <\/i>eighty-nine year old woman?<\/p>\n<p><i>Because I was brought up in the countryside <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Sorry<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Beryl Quail had lived in Bristol for many years <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>My brother would not dream of looking for an elderly woman who had lived in this city for a large number of years\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>He knows my vanity <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Vanity? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>He knows that I enjoy being beautiful and that if I had the chance to reverse this disembodiment that I would have chosen a woman much younger <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You mention the countryside <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Yes that is important <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>How much have you reformed? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>Not as much as I hoped I would<\/em><\/p>\n<p><i>It has been fifty-five years <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>That is a mere time drop <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You might not recognise me <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I would recognise you anywhere Victor <\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My phone then died<\/p>\n<p>I tried to ring the number back but it was unobtainable<\/p>\n<p>Viola had returned<\/p>\n<p>I had to find her as I thought she was underestimating her brother<\/p>\n<p>Also she had not answered my question about the countryside<\/p>\n<p>Which worried me<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the 9th of August 2017 Beryl Quail an eighty-nine year old widow was hit by a bus in the Fishponds area of Bristol She was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident Witnesses said that Mrs Quail was looking at the pink rainbow that occurred over the city on Monday evening when the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}