The story of Silly Boys cat begins in Genesis 19 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After two angels<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arrived in Sod Off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At eventide<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And were invited<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To spend the night<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Silly Boys home<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As long as they slept in the nude<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or wore gossamer nighties<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And sang <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nude how Rude Crude<\/em> and Lewd<\/em> Were exceedingly wicked <\/p>\n\n\n\n And this prompted<\/p>\n\n\n\n Silly Boy to offer up<\/p>\n\n\n\n These two hot angels <\/p>\n\n\n\n And a tiny frog<\/p>\n\n\n\n To have sex with them<\/p>\n\n\n\n Before Match of the Day Being fearful of God<\/p>\n\n\n\n Decided<\/p>\n\n\n\n To offer up<\/p>\n\n\n\n His two favourite hamsters<\/p>\n\n\n\n But they were both dead<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tasted salty<\/p>\n\n\n\n And were four days decayed Her pleasure parts<\/p>\n\n\n\n Silly Boys visiting angels urged him <\/p>\n\n\n\n To collect his cat and its flea<\/p>\n\n\n\n So as to avoid being caught <\/p>\n\n\n\n In the impending disaster<\/p>\n\n\n\n For the iniquity of the city. Flea for your life<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Do not look behind ewe<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nor stop anywhere<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n On the train<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Flea to the hills<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Lest you be swept away<\/em> Or at least<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Walk very fast<\/em> Kitty Cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kitty<\/p>\n\n\n\n Stopped<\/p>\n\n\n\n To have<\/p>\n\n\n\n A dump<\/p>\n\n\n\n In its neighbours garden<\/p>\n\n\n\n And looked behind<\/p>\n\n\n\n The ageing dumps <\/p>\n\n\n\n At Sod Off<\/p>\n\n\n\n In the distance <\/p>\n\n\n\n And was<\/p>\n\n\n\n Immediately turned<\/p>\n\n\n\n Into a Pillar<\/p>\n\n\n\n Of Cat Litter<\/p>\n\n\n\n Which tasted <\/p>\n\n\n\n Of Strawberries & Cream <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The story of Silly Boys cat begins in Genesis 19 After two angels Arrived in Sod Off At eventide And were invited To spend the night In Silly Boys home As long as they slept in the nude Or wore gossamer nighties And sang Nude how Rude Crude and Lewd The Men of Sod Off Were exceedingly […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37247"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37270,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37247\/revisions\/37270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
The Men of Sod Off<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy then<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Dirty Dawn was washing<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The command was given<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Run like fuck<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boys<\/p>\n\n\n\n