{"id":37296,"date":"2026-11-12T08:55:43","date_gmt":"2026-11-12T08:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=37296"},"modified":"2026-11-12T09:00:19","modified_gmt":"2026-11-12T09:00:19","slug":"ten-seconds-of-my-washing-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/11\/12\/ten-seconds-of-my-washing-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Seconds of my Washing Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> At twenty to six<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Each morning<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I film my washing machine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For ten seconds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my naked sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ursula <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst my wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vivienne<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prepares breakfast <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I exhibit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my gallery <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At twenty to six Each morning I film my washing machine For ten seconds With my naked sister Ursula Whilst my wife Vivienne Prepares breakfast I exhibit These movies In my gallery<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37296"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37301,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37296\/revisions\/37301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}