{"id":37325,"date":"2026-11-13T21:39:50","date_gmt":"2026-11-13T21:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=37325"},"modified":"2026-11-13T21:54:50","modified_gmt":"2026-11-13T21:54:50","slug":"the-statue-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/11\/13\/the-statue-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Statue"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gary I am in a relationship with a statue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A statue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it anybody I know<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His name is George Stokes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not familiar with him<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">George was a nineteenth century philanthropist<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He funded schools and other buildings in Norwich<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where did you meet him<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a technicolour dream<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gary I am in a relationship with a statue A statue Yes Is it anybody I know His name is George Stokes I am not familiar with him George was a nineteenth century philanthropist He funded schools and other buildings in Norwich Where did you meet him In a technicolour dream<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37325"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37333,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37325\/revisions\/37333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}