{"id":3819,"date":"2017-08-24T17:57:27","date_gmt":"2017-08-24T17:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=3819"},"modified":"2017-08-24T17:57:27","modified_gmt":"2017-08-24T17:57:27","slug":"eternity-and-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2017\/08\/24\/eternity-and-a-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Eternity and A Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My name is Andy Day<\/p>\n<p>I am a teacher and I live in Guildford<\/p>\n<p>My girlfriends name is Mary<\/p>\n<p>But she has always been called Eternity<\/p>\n<p>Because she takes so long to do anything<\/p>\n<p>If she starts cooking dinner at seven<\/p>\n<p>It is likely that we will not eat to eleven<\/p>\n<p>And when she bathes<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0 bathwater<\/p>\n<p>Reduces its temperature<\/p>\n<p>Long before her leave<\/p>\n<p>Last week<\/p>\n<p>Mary ran a marathon<\/p>\n<p>I am still awaiting her return<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My name is Andy Day I am a teacher and I live in Guildford My girlfriends name is Mary But she has always been called Eternity Because she takes so long to do anything If she starts cooking dinner at seven It is likely that we will not eat to eleven And when she bathes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}