{"id":3869,"date":"2017-09-09T08:59:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-09T08:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=3869"},"modified":"2020-08-29T13:05:58","modified_gmt":"2020-08-29T12:05:58","slug":"irish-writers-come-to-die-in-brightlingsea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/09\/irish-writers-come-to-die-in-brightlingsea\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish Writers come to die in Brightlingsea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well that is not strictly true<\/p>\n<p>As no famous Irish writers or poets<\/p>\n<p>Have died here<\/p>\n<p>I live in this small town<\/p>\n<p>But I am not Irish<\/p>\n<p>And I hate the taste of oysters<\/p>\n<p>This said I consume<\/p>\n<p>Five sandwiches each day<\/p>\n<p>To aid my delicate constitution<\/p>\n<p>Before I swim in the sea<\/p>\n<p>I am the sole keeper of the wooden beach huts<\/p>\n<p>And it is my job to ensure<\/p>\n<p>That these structures are kept in pristine condition<\/p>\n<p>Which is harder than it sounds<\/p>\n<p>As people are so careless<\/p>\n<p>And have little regard for Irish Literature<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well that is not strictly true As no famous Irish writers or poets Have died here I live in this small town But I am not Irish And I hate the taste of oysters This said I consume Five sandwiches each day To aid my delicate constitution Before I swim in the sea I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}