{"id":3991,"date":"2020-08-30T13:21:03","date_gmt":"2020-08-30T12:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=3991"},"modified":"2020-08-30T13:21:10","modified_gmt":"2020-08-30T12:21:10","slug":"footpath-coloured-crabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/08\/30\/footpath-coloured-crabs\/","title":{"rendered":"Footpath (Coloured Crabs)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago when camping in a southern county <\/p>\n<p>I was told about a legendary footpath which had not been seen since 1310<\/p>\n<p>This interested me so I purchased a bag of brightly coloured plastic crabs <\/p>\n<p>And with a great of precision I walked around the cricket pitch <\/p>\n<p>Throwing these toys in various directions <\/p>\n<p>It was a hot day <\/p>\n<p>I finished my task as ten minutes past one <\/p>\n<p>And left my beloved country to fight in three world wars <\/p>\n<p>Many years passed and finally I returned to the cricket field <\/p>\n<p>It had not changed only I had changed I had seen much so much death <\/p>\n<p>Cities had been vaporised <\/p>\n<p>Whole nations were no more <\/p>\n<p>Scars held my body together as I had travelled far <\/p>\n<p>But I was tired so very tired and I longed to find the footpath <\/p>\n<p>Which had been missing for over seven hundred years <\/p>\n<p>The coloured crabs were playing cricket and to make up the numbers <\/p>\n<p>I agreed to be an outfielder <\/p>\n<p>The score was 28 for 6 <\/p>\n<p>Which was not a perfect total <\/p>\n<p>From the last ball of the final over the captain of the opposition <\/p>\n<p>Hit a six which flew over the boundary fence <\/p>\n<p>I chased the ball in vain and considered it lost <\/p>\n<p>Until I realised that I had rediscovered the long lost footpath <\/p>\n<p>The wars were now over it was time to start again <\/p>\n<p>So I threw the ball back and walked though at least two scalding fields <\/p>\n<p>Before I found an ancient bridge that crossed an ancient river <\/p>\n<p>This is where I took my rest hidden under the wide arches cooled by a kind breeze <\/p>\n<p>My death was widely reported but this was not the case <\/p>\n<p>The only thing that had changed was that I could not longer be seen <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago when camping in a southern county I was told about a legendary footpath which had not been seen since 1310 This interested me so I purchased a bag of brightly coloured plastic crabs And with a great of precision I walked around the cricket pitch Throwing these toys in various directions It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}