As you may be aware we have experienced extreme temperatures<\/p>\n
For the last couple of weeks<\/p>\n
As a supermodel I enjoy the heat although I am careful not to burn<\/p>\n
But what saddens me is that certain people spoil it for me<\/p>\n
They pass by and are sweaty in their fat bodies and sometimes smell grotesquely<\/p>\n
I want to scream at them to shower and be fashion conscious<\/p>\n
But know it would be a useless endeavour<\/p>\n
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On the wall of my large apartment I have painting by David Hockney hanging from a wall<\/p>\n
It is called Mr and Mrs Clark and Percy<\/p>\n
Before I proceed I must point out that it is not David’s original as even I cannot afford that<\/p>\n
However my painting is an excellent copy and I love it a great deal<\/p>\n
It was painted before I was born and to me exhibits all that is so beautiful in life<\/p>\n
There are no filthy people on the street below and everything is so Sunday Supplement<\/p>\n
In a way it is an extension of the perfect world that I wished existed today<\/p>\n
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They breed in larger numbers each generation more stupid that the last<\/p>\n
This can be stopped as we have the science of eugenics it has been understood for many years<\/p>\n
But we refuse to pursue this obvious solution as the liberals will object<\/p>\n
Liberal is the most dangerous word in our language<\/p>\n
Sandals with socks tight leggings on large women tattoos on the sweaty arms and those awful crocs<\/p>\n
These amongst other things spoil my perfect long hot days<\/p>\n
I have a small bruise on the my foot as I was clipped by a special needs wheelchair yesterday so careless and so very cruel<\/p>\n
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My agent has invited me to an island where the beautiful people live<\/p>\n
On this island nobody ages or dies they just leave and return to their city homes<\/p>\n
I think that I will take him up on his offer as my city in this heat has begun to tire me<\/p>\n
It is only five hours away deep in the Mediterranean and is miles from nowhere<\/p>\n
My city has been spoilt for me as it always does when the August heat swells<\/p>\n
I am exiled not out of choice but out of necessity as my eyes are constantly ravaged by the ugliness that surrounds me<\/p>\n
Mr and Mrs Clark and Percy will forgive me and have suggested that I wear my Giverny dress on my outward journey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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