{"id":4072,"date":"2020-09-02T08:52:30","date_gmt":"2020-09-02T07:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4072"},"modified":"2020-09-02T08:52:30","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T07:52:30","slug":"fucking-the-virgin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/02\/fucking-the-virgin\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking the Virgin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>I have befriended a boy named Jesus and we often walk together<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But I really want to fuck his incredibly beautiful mother<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I have tried to keep my friend onside by showing him my tits<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But he is not interested and treats me as a cherished companion<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I often fake accidents so that his mother can bathe my wounds in a stone bath<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But she ignores my nudity and just tends to my lacerations without complaint<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I have considered confronting her on her marital bed to confess my lust<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But I cannot as I have only one good leg as the other was crushed in the plane crash<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I wish I had died along with all the other passengers but God saved me and has tortured me ever since<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have befriended a boy named Jesus and we often walk together But I really want to fuck his incredibly beautiful mother I have tried to keep my friend onside by showing him my tits But he is not interested and treats me as a cherished companion I often fake accidents so that his mother [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}