{"id":4086,"date":"2020-09-02T09:19:53","date_gmt":"2020-09-02T08:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4086"},"modified":"2020-09-02T09:19:53","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T08:19:53","slug":"joaquim-blue-tennis-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/02\/joaquim-blue-tennis-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Joaquim Blue\/Tennis Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Every Tuesday I meet my friend Tennis Bitch<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>For a game of chess in the Higher Park<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>She has won twenty-eight consecutive games<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Against my poor serve although my backhand is strong<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>To anyone passing by we must look very odd<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As she is very short and I am very tall<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Tennis Bitch is obviously not her real name<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As Joaquim Blue is not my birth name<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But neither of us can remember our real names<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Which in a way is a little comforting<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every Tuesday I meet my friend Tennis Bitch For a game of chess in the Higher Park She has won twenty-eight consecutive games Against my poor serve although my backhand is strong To anyone passing by we must look very odd As she is very short and I am very tall Tennis Bitch is obviously [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}