{"id":4122,"date":"2020-09-02T11:44:01","date_gmt":"2020-09-02T10:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4122"},"modified":"2020-09-02T11:46:49","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T10:46:49","slug":"why-i-resigned-from-art-school-stephen-or-the-life-model-with-a-ginger-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/02\/why-i-resigned-from-art-school-stephen-or-the-life-model-with-a-ginger-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Resigned from Art School\/Stephen\/Or The Life Model With a Ginger Cunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>I had been at my Art School for just over a month<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>When I was asked to sketch a life model called Stephen<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Using only coloured pencils and charcoal<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>All went well for for an hour until I was called<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>To add her ginger maiden\u00a0hair<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This occupation proved very difficult<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As I did not possess a ginger pencil<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>So without another thought I resigned by position<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And left the art school without regret<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Later that week I met the life model<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>In a dreamy black burger bar<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And thanked her for colouring her pubic hairs<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As this had allowed me to leave the art school under a cloud<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We are now married and I work in a home furnishings shop in Highgate<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>That sells ginger paints and ginger sails and ginger maps of Reigate<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had been at my Art School for just over a month When I was asked to sketch a life model called Stephen Using only coloured pencils and charcoal All went well for for an hour until I was called To add her ginger maiden\u00a0hair This occupation proved very difficult As I did not possess [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}