{"id":4211,"date":"2020-09-07T10:38:41","date_gmt":"2020-09-07T09:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4211"},"modified":"2020-09-07T10:38:41","modified_gmt":"2020-09-07T09:38:41","slug":"harry-and-edward-go-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/07\/harry-and-edward-go-fishing\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry and Edward go Fishing"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Harry and Edward were fishing in the Rochdale Canal<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>When both their lines became dull and heavy<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>With great effort both men raised an ancient statue from the murky waters<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And placed it on the towpath to dry off and enjoy the sun<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>During the next hour they quietly discussed<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>How to gain the maximum profit from their unusual find<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Harry said that he would sell the worn stone to a local mason<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And Edward said that is father would find a use for the rope<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>That had tangled itself around the long lost statue<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It was then that they noticed that the canal birds had stolen their cheese sandwiches<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harry and Edward were fishing in the Rochdale Canal When both their lines became dull and heavy With great effort both men raised an ancient statue from the murky waters And placed it on the towpath to dry off and enjoy the sun During the next hour they quietly discussed How to gain the maximum [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}