My wife and I had been on holiday for nearly a week<\/p>\n
And had spent our time exploring the island<\/p>\n
We were staying in a villa with a rather large wet room<\/p>\n
Which as most welcome after exhausting days in the sun<\/p>\n
However this morning whilst enjoying breakfast<\/p>\n
We received a knock at the door and were surprised to see our neighbour<\/p>\n
She was clad only in a towel and asked to use our shower<\/p>\n
As hers had developed severe pressure problems<\/p>\n
I offered to leave the table as the wet room was open<\/p>\n
To the rest of the villa in an effort to combat problems with condensation<\/p>\n
My offer was refused and the woman removed her towel without modesty<\/p>\n
I inhibited my gaze and began to wash the dishes in the stainless steel sink<\/p>\n
It was as I was coming to the end of my occupation<\/p>\n
That I realised that I was being addressed by both women<\/p>\n
I turned and found that my wife had joined our neighbour in the wet room<\/p>\n
They were asking my views on hair colour and natural female complexions<\/p>\n
I conceded that I did not know much but thought it aesthetically pleasing<\/p>\n
If both the pubic regions and those normally visible were similar in colour<\/p>\n
My wife was blond and her body hair differed little but our neighbour was quite grey<\/p>\n
Yet her pubic bush betrayed the darker shades of her younger years<\/p>\n
The following day I found a multi coloured towel on our terrace<\/p>\n
It was a gift to me for my valuable fashion tips which had proved very useful<\/p>\n
But my happiness was short lived as the towel was carried into the sea<\/p>\n
By a freak gust of wind whilst we were sunbathing on the main town beach<\/p>\n
I tried to retrieve it but it was carried out by a riptide and was quickly lost<\/p>\n
When I next saw my neighbour showering I noted that she had coordinated her hair<\/p>\n
Which suited her as her features were still quite youthful and gracefully calm<\/p>\n
I then told her about the loss and she confessed that she had suffered a similar loss previously<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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