A woman had been attacked near the oilfields<\/p>\n
And Jesus of Nazareth was the main suspect<\/p>\n
But I knew this to be untrue as Jesus was a kind and gentle man<\/p>\n
And was not capable of such an evil<\/p>\n
It was then that I decided to find the culprit myself<\/p>\n
I dressed as an itinerant oil worker<\/p>\n
And hung around the rigs doing odd jobs<\/p>\n
The only difference was that I was carrying a gun<\/p>\n
That I intended to use<\/p>\n
My search took me a number of months<\/p>\n
But when another woman was attacked<\/p>\n
I was able to find the piece of shit responsible<\/p>\n
It was at this moment that I made my biggest mistake<\/p>\n
As the monster was far stronger than me<\/p>\n
And was beating me to a pulp behind the refinery gates<\/p>\n
I was about to die when a bullet ripped my assailants brain apart<\/p>\n
Jesus was standing in the white shadows of the sun and was holding my weapon<\/p>\n
He told me that he had blown the fucker back to the black hell<\/p>\n
From where it had come and thanked me for my trust and love<\/p>\n
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