Of late Henry has found himself feeling uncomfortable on his journey to work<\/p>\n
At first he thought it was a problem that he had acquired<\/p>\n
A feeling of being smelly and grimy and smelling of shit<\/p>\n
But it was not him but the many advertisements on the trains<\/p>\n
On the Central Line he counted eight ads relating to vaginal dryness<\/p>\n
And three about thrush and other similar conditions<\/p>\n
On the Bakerloo he was assaulted by seven erectile disfunction and two incontinence advertisements<\/p>\n
This distressed Henry greatly and he had to shower at the office gym<\/p>\n
Which was even more of a trauma for him as he had to share the wet room with Fat Frank<\/p>\n
Who had a genital skin condition caused by his enormous bulk<\/p>\n
One day when travelling on the Circle Line Henry noticed an advertisement about Simeon Stylites<\/p>\n
Who spent spent thirty-nine years on top of a column in the desert so that he could be nearer to God<\/p>\n
This interested Henry even though it was next to an advertisement discussing anal odours and their causes<\/p>\n
A week later Henry purchased a column from London Transport and erected it next to Greenford tube station<\/p>\n
He can now be seen at the Ruislip end of the platform to the left of the female body hair advertisements<\/p>\n
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