{"id":431,"date":"2013-11-16T14:49:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-16T14:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=431"},"modified":"2013-11-17T12:38:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T12:38:57","slug":"erotic-cress-and-theories-of-time-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2013\/11\/16\/erotic-cress-and-theories-of-time-travel\/","title":{"rendered":"Theories of Time Travel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the light years of my journey<\/p>\n<p>I will send you gifts<\/p>\n<p>Wrapped in blue paper<\/p>\n<p>You will not receive them<\/p>\n<p>As blue is not a reflective colour<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>From the depths of this space<\/p>\n<p>I will send you my frag songs<\/p>\n<p>Wrapped in blue paper<\/p>\n<p>You will not receive them<\/p>\n<p>Due to the density of silk<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You swim naked in the cress (lakes) beds<\/p>\n<p>Of my farm<\/p>\n<p>Your breasts taste of fresh (sharp) mustard<\/p>\n<p>Which is most agreeable<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I shall remember this as I travel<\/p>\n<p>Reading your book of verse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the light years of my journey I will send you gifts Wrapped in blue paper You will not receive them As blue is not a reflective colour &nbsp; From the depths of this space I will send you my frag songs Wrapped in blue paper You will not receive them Due to the density [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}