{"id":4349,"date":"2020-09-14T10:53:51","date_gmt":"2020-09-14T09:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4349"},"modified":"2020-09-14T10:53:51","modified_gmt":"2020-09-14T09:53:51","slug":"granchester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/14\/granchester\/","title":{"rendered":"Granchester"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>A famous novelist who has met my beautiful wife now lives in the house<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Where a doomed poet once spent some of his summer days<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This house is not far from a pool named after another poet who died in Greece in 1824<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It was here that the poet shocked a fragile writer with his ability to keep his erection hard in cold water<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This must have liberated the shy girl as she joined the others naked in the pool without a thought about her own modesty<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Pubic hair was not invented in 1963 but in the early years of the twentieth century deep in the Cambridgeshire countryside<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><i>And then the wars came along and spoilt it all\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A famous novelist who has met my beautiful wife now lives in the house Where a doomed poet once spent some of his summer days This house is not far from a pool named after another poet who died in Greece in 1824 It was here that the poet shocked a fragile writer with his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}