{"id":4383,"date":"2020-09-16T04:58:57","date_gmt":"2020-09-16T03:58:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4383"},"modified":"2020-09-16T04:58:57","modified_gmt":"2020-09-16T03:58:57","slug":"foss-the-naked-mannequin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/16\/foss-the-naked-mannequin\/","title":{"rendered":"Foss &#038; The Naked Mannequin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a present to ourselves after the dreadful lockdown<\/p>\n<p>Foss and I decided to travel to the coast on an express train<\/p>\n<p>The only thing that I found a little disturbing was that Foss had invited Hilda<\/p>\n<p>His favourite mannequin who was also a dedicated nudist<\/p>\n<p>Although we were on own in railway carriage due to social distancing<\/p>\n<p>I was disturbed by Hilda&#8217;s nudity her ample breasts and thick golden bush<\/p>\n<p>But this did not faze Foss who was sitting next to me reading about Jeoffry and Eliot&#8217;s cats<\/p>\n<p>I closed my eyes and all went well until we reached Hove when Foss announced that he as leaving the train to see friends<\/p>\n<p>He asked if I would be as good as to accompany Hilda to our lodgings and afterwards take her to the nudist beach in Brighton<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Aderphos (Foss) was Edward Lear&#8217;s pet cat<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a present to ourselves after the dreadful lockdown Foss and I decided to travel to the coast on an express train The only thing that I found a little disturbing was that Foss had invited Hilda His favourite mannequin who was also a dedicated nudist Although we were on own in railway carriage due [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}