{"id":4425,"date":"2020-09-16T19:52:43","date_gmt":"2020-09-16T18:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4425"},"modified":"2020-09-16T19:52:43","modified_gmt":"2020-09-16T18:52:43","slug":"the-hot-snail-and-the-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/16\/the-hot-snail-and-the-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hot Snail and The Fly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I climax too quickly said the hot snail to the fly<\/p>\n<p>It is so anti-social and does untold damage to carpets<\/p>\n<p>Well if you think that you have a problem then think about me<\/p>\n<p>I spend most of my day exploring shit and spend a fortune on shoes<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I climax too quickly said the hot snail to the fly It is so anti-social and does untold damage to carpets Well if you think that you have a problem then think about me I spend most of my day exploring shit and spend a fortune on shoes &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}