{"id":4455,"date":"2020-09-18T21:33:11","date_gmt":"2020-09-18T20:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4455"},"modified":"2020-09-18T21:34:12","modified_gmt":"2020-09-18T20:34:12","slug":"marina-killed-my-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/18\/marina-killed-my-parrot\/","title":{"rendered":"Marina Killed my Parrot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Marina killed my parrot<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I came home one day to find it dead<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>On the kitchen floor<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It had been run through<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>By a knitting needle<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I knew that Marina was guilty<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As I have no idea<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Of how to knit<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>When I confronted her<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>She denied any guilt<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And said that grey parrots<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Were prone to suicide<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Especially in large cities<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I am a CEO<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Within a multi national company<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I travel the world<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But often I find myself weeping<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Between important meetings<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>How I miss Mr Moops<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Marina still lives with me<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I cannot prevent that<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>For she is my sister<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>At present she is knitting quilts<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Using only purple wool<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I feel that the dynamic<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Has changed between us<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>If it ever existed at all<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I am thinking about<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Keeping tropical fish<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But I am not sure<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>If this is a good idea<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As tropical fish<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Are known to suffer<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>From depression<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marina killed my parrot I came home one day to find it dead On the kitchen floor It had been run through By a knitting needle I knew that Marina was guilty As I have no idea Of how to knit When I confronted her She denied any guilt And said that grey parrots Were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4455"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}