A lot of people think that I have an image to protect<\/p>\n
That is total bollocks as I could do anything<\/p>\n
And still not harm my image<\/p>\n
You have to accept that being<\/p>\n
The Son of God<\/p>\n
Does go a long way in life<\/p>\n
A few days ago I checked in<\/p>\n
To see if you guys were still loving each other<\/p>\n
As I was a little worried that standards had fallen<\/p>\n
Well being an arse I came down without a mask<\/p>\n
And one thing led to another and I was refused<\/p>\n
Entry into Boots because I did not have a face covering<\/p>\n
I tried to explain that I was The Son of God<\/p>\n
But the young lady would have none of it<\/p>\n
And I had to fork out 395 for a pack of three<\/p>\n
This left me a bit short and I was unable to get God’s prescription<\/p>\n
Until a local woman recognised me and paid for the pills<\/p>\n
I asked her if I could do anything in return<\/p>\n
She told me that her husband had contracted a dose<\/p>\n
Whilst visiting Wolverhampton on works do<\/p>\n
I asked her whether she had forgiven him for fucking around<\/p>\n
She said she had although she was still pissed with him for infecting her soon afterwards<\/p>\n
So I called them together in The Green Dragon and performed a miracle<\/p>\n
My new friends left happy in the knowledge that they had been cleansed<\/p>\n
And that Wolverhampton appeared to be heading for another lockdown<\/p>\n
It was then that my mobile went off<\/p>\n
Dad was chasing me as his back was aching again<\/p>\n
So I had to catch the first train back<\/p>\n
As did not want him nagging me for the rest of eternity<\/p>\n
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