{"id":4497,"date":"2020-09-20T13:04:53","date_gmt":"2020-09-20T12:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4497"},"modified":"2020-09-20T13:04:53","modified_gmt":"2020-09-20T12:04:53","slug":"cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/20\/cows\/","title":{"rendered":"Cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For about twenty minutes this afternoon I thought that I was a cow<\/p>\n<p>I crossed a country road on all fours with a water bottle in my hand<\/p>\n<p>My fellow creatures looked at me as if I was mad but they understood my theatre<\/p>\n<p>For as much as you might want to hug trees there is a strict procedure for doing so<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>On the 19th April 2020 a poet was spotted acting like a cow &#8211; some time later a police car received reports of this recreation &#8211; after a thorough investigation the car concluded that the only cows that were present were actually real cows and none of them wrote poetry<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For about twenty minutes this afternoon I thought that I was a cow I crossed a country road on all fours with a water bottle in my hand My fellow creatures looked at me as if I was mad but they understood my theatre For as much as you might want to hug trees there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}