{"id":4514,"date":"2020-09-21T23:08:17","date_gmt":"2020-09-21T22:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4514"},"modified":"2020-09-21T23:08:17","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T22:08:17","slug":"alpaca-on-a-football-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/21\/alpaca-on-a-football-pitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Alpaca on a Football Pitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you have been in the game as long as I have<\/p>\n<p>You often think that you have seen it all<\/p>\n<p>But yesterday an alpaca interrupted our football match<\/p>\n<p>And proceeded to stop the game<\/p>\n<p>He was shown a red card by the referee<\/p>\n<p>But refused to leave the pitch<\/p>\n<p>And now faces a very long ban<\/p>\n<p>Which is a pity as he had a sweet left foot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you have been in the game as long as I have You often think that you have seen it all But yesterday an alpaca interrupted our football match And proceeded to stop the game He was shown a red card by the referee But refused to leave the pitch And now faces a very [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}