Julie and Jacques were sitting at a small green table<\/p>\n
Between the Metro lines near Dubonnet station<\/p>\n
Julie was wearing an elegant red dress and Jacques was wearing a smart suit<\/p>\n
They were sharing a bottle of Dubonnet and were taking no notice of the stationary train<\/p>\n
In short that was all that was happening in the advertisement that hung above my bed<\/p>\n
Some of my female friends ignored it whilst others commented on it as we fucked<\/p>\n
One even tried to buy it from me but I politely refused her offer as she lay in my arms<\/p>\n
I am still in a relationship with Julie but she does not share my bed<\/p>\n
Which is a little sad as we both adore travelling on the Metro<\/p>\n
And drinking glasses of Dubonnet in our wonderful bath<\/p>\n
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