{"id":4591,"date":"2020-09-29T14:35:33","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T13:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4591"},"modified":"2020-09-29T14:35:33","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T13:35:33","slug":"golly-gosh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/29\/golly-gosh\/","title":{"rendered":"Golly Gosh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These words have crept into my life in the last few years<\/p>\n<p>I utter them when I nearly stumble stark naked down the stairs<\/p>\n<p>To let my fucking cat out so it may shit in next doors lovely garden<\/p>\n<p>As the light breaks over the smooth Wiltshire fields<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I use these words rather like a child would do in appreciation of a treat<\/p>\n<p>Or a flapper when faced with a fountain of champagne<\/p>\n<p>It is comfort blanket and is completely loyal to all my needs<\/p>\n<p>But I am told that these words are mortally ill and will die quite soon<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When this happens I do not know what I will do<\/p>\n<p>As my life will be incomplete without these simple words<\/p>\n<p>I am planning never to speak to anyone again<\/p>\n<p>And let my cat shit in the churchyard as it used to do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These words have crept into my life in the last few years I utter them when I nearly stumble stark naked down the stairs To let my fucking cat out so it may shit in next doors lovely garden As the light breaks over the smooth Wiltshire fields &nbsp; I use these words rather like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4591"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}