I am considered to be something of an expert on Art History<\/p>\n
It is a subject that I have followed for many years<\/p>\n
I have written books about art which are always published on April the 4th<\/p>\n
It is my favourite day of the year as it precedes April the 5th<\/p>\n
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I was in America and had been invited to inspect the Presidential Collection<\/p>\n
My main point of contact was Tina Frey who I had met in London on a reciprocal visit<\/p>\n
She noted that I would meet the President on April the 6th<\/p>\n
I was told that he had an interest in art but was not very knowledgeable<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
We were travelling towards Long Island when she told me that she had stolen a Chagall<\/p>\n
The President had not noticed and her immediate superiors had retired<\/p>\n
It was a perfect moment to steal the painting as she would not be suspected<\/p>\n
She asked me to blackmail her to increase the experience<\/p>\n
I agreed that I would as long as she told the President that I was profoundly deaf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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