{"id":4610,"date":"2020-09-29T15:03:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T14:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4610"},"modified":"2020-09-29T15:03:00","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T14:03:00","slug":"a-man-of-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/29\/a-man-of-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man of the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>A number of years ago you were caught sunbathing topless<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>By a tradesman who came to repair the garden fence<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>You crossed the garden without covering up to show him your detailed plans<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As you returned and sensing the mans embarrassment you apologised for your lack of modesty<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The tradesman replied that he was a man of the world and promised to return in a week<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This all happened an hour ago and I am currently engaged in recording the incident<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>In the shade of our new summer gazebo<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A number of years ago you were caught sunbathing topless By a tradesman who came to repair the garden fence You crossed the garden without covering up to show him your detailed plans As you returned and sensing the mans embarrassment you apologised for your lack of modesty The tradesman replied that he was a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}