{"id":4646,"date":"2020-10-08T10:49:37","date_gmt":"2020-10-08T09:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4646"},"modified":"2020-10-08T10:50:17","modified_gmt":"2020-10-08T09:50:17","slug":"tiffany-on-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/08\/tiffany-on-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiffany on Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tiffany on Toast lost her father at fifteen in a mining accident<\/p>\n<p>So she killed the owner of the mine<\/p>\n<p>A year later she lost her mother to a smoking related disease<\/p>\n<p>So she killed the owner of the tobacco company as well as two fund managers whose investments helped the killer company to expand<\/p>\n<p>Her crimes confused the clueless cops<\/p>\n<p>And then the trail went cold<\/p>\n<p>At the age of eighteen Tiffany on Toast took Holy Orders<\/p>\n<p>And never returned them<\/p>\n<p>This was her last crime<\/p>\n<p>She can now be found dispensing love<\/p>\n<p>From s small church in Warwickshire<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tiffany on Toast lost her father at fifteen in a mining accident So she killed the owner of the mine A year later she lost her mother to a smoking related disease So she killed the owner of the tobacco company as well as two fund managers whose investments helped the killer company to expand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}