{"id":4747,"date":"2020-10-15T14:11:52","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T13:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4747"},"modified":"2020-10-15T14:11:52","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T13:11:52","slug":"the-end-of-the-world-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/15\/the-end-of-the-world-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The End of the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>I was leaning against the washbasin chatting to my sister<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Who was taking a bath<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>She was humming and occasionally singing ditties from advertisements on TV<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I found her recreation a little irritating but did not say anything as the world was due to end at ten to five<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>My sister normally took baths in the evening but as the world was going to end decided to bring this one forward<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The most irritating song was one associated with a Dutch advocatt<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>At ten to five a rook shit on the bathroom window and flew away with a grin hidden within its features<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The world had survived and to celebrate I handed my sister our best towel and left the room<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>She was planning her next bath for Thursday evening at half past eight without my attendance<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As I was preparing my sermons for the next few weeks<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was leaning against the washbasin chatting to my sister Who was taking a bath She was humming and occasionally singing ditties from advertisements on TV I found her recreation a little irritating but did not say anything as the world was due to end at ten to five My sister normally took baths in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}