{"id":4749,"date":"2020-10-15T14:15:57","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T13:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4749"},"modified":"2020-10-15T14:16:26","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T13:16:26","slug":"mid-air-bulletin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/15\/mid-air-bulletin\/","title":{"rendered":"Mid-Air Bulletin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the 29th of February 2016 I swallowed a bullet whilst flying between Paris and Prague<\/p>\n<p>I had smuggled the bullet on board in a can of talcum powder without being detected<\/p>\n<p>When I returned from the toilet I became unwell and lost consciousness<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Later I found myself on the wing of the aircraft with two visiting angels<\/p>\n<p>One was wearing black and the other was wearing white<\/p>\n<p>They were both cross with me for trying to destroy my life<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>From my position I could see the crew giving me first aid in my seat<\/p>\n<p>They were successful in their treatment and I soon expelled the bullet<\/p>\n<p>Two months later I was sent to prison for my crime and placed on suicide watch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the 29th of February 2016 I swallowed a bullet whilst flying between Paris and Prague I had smuggled the bullet on board in a can of talcum powder without being detected When I returned from the toilet I became unwell and lost consciousness &nbsp; Later I found myself on the wing of the aircraft [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}