{"id":4802,"date":"2020-10-25T20:45:43","date_gmt":"2020-10-25T20:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4802"},"modified":"2020-10-25T20:46:20","modified_gmt":"2020-10-25T20:46:20","slug":"aka-being-turkish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/25\/aka-being-turkish\/","title":{"rendered":"Being Turkish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking with my dog along the coastal path<\/p>\n<p>When I suddenly discovered<\/p>\n<p>That I was Turkish<\/p>\n<p>This came as a great shock to me<\/p>\n<p>And left my dog rather confused<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I was soon exiled to a small village<\/p>\n<p>On the Turkish Armenian border<\/p>\n<p>Because I admitted to loving the sea<\/p>\n<p>It was here that I discovered Christianity<\/p>\n<p>In a discarded honey pot<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A month later I was swimming the Bosporus<\/p>\n<p>Which proved rather difficult as I had a club foot<\/p>\n<p>But I did not drown as a passing ship rescued me<\/p>\n<p>And my astonished canine friend<\/p>\n<p>Who thought that we were heading towards Dover<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking with my dog along the coastal path When I suddenly discovered That I was Turkish This came as a great shock to me And left my dog rather confused &nbsp; I was soon exiled to a small village On the Turkish Armenian border Because I admitted to loving the sea It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}