{"id":4835,"date":"2020-10-29T04:34:05","date_gmt":"2020-10-29T04:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4835"},"modified":"2020-10-29T04:38:34","modified_gmt":"2020-10-29T04:38:34","slug":"the-secrets-of-puddles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/29\/the-secrets-of-puddles\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secrets of Puddles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is a little known fact that all puddles<\/p>\n<p>Contain a rectangular membrane<\/p>\n<p>That is invisible to the naked eye<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some years ago when I was returning<\/p>\n<p>From an auction with a bayonet<\/p>\n<p>Strapped to my back<\/p>\n<p>I cycled through a deep puddle<\/p>\n<p>Which caused me to fall from my frail machine<\/p>\n<p>The bayonet which dated from a bloody war<\/p>\n<p>Fell into the puddle and fractured the membrane<\/p>\n<p>And soon I witnessed all the horrors that it had kept hidden<\/p>\n<p>It was because of this that I quickly buried the bayonet<\/p>\n<p>In a peaceful churchyard near my rural home<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is a little known fact that all puddles Contain a rectangular membrane That is invisible to the naked eye &nbsp; Some years ago when I was returning From an auction with a bayonet Strapped to my back I cycled through a deep puddle Which caused me to fall from my frail machine The bayonet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4835"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}