{"id":4870,"date":"2020-10-30T11:05:20","date_gmt":"2020-10-30T11:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4870"},"modified":"2020-10-30T11:05:20","modified_gmt":"2020-10-30T11:05:20","slug":"angel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/30\/angel\/","title":{"rendered":"Angel"},"content":{"rendered":"
A security guard found her shitting between two cars in an exclusive car park<\/div>\n
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After she had hitched up her jeans the guard touched her shoulder roughly<\/div>\n
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She slapped him hard in the face<\/div>\n
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He sprayed her with unpleasant spray and she collapsed hitting her head on the side of a car<\/div>\n
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You are killing an angel<\/i><\/div>\n
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God whispered into the security guards ear<\/div>\n
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The security guard was full of remorse and picked the unconscious girl up<\/div>\n
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He bathed her wound with his tissue and poured water on her<\/div>\n
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The angel opened her eyes<\/div>\n
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She spat bloodily into his face<\/div>\n
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He wiped it off and did nothing<\/div>\n
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It is my job you see and I will lose it if angels shit on their cars\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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I was shitting between the cars not on them arsehole\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Shit is shit wherever it is\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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The security guard helped the girl to her feet<\/div>\n
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She was unsteady<\/div>\n
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What do you have against rich people<\/i><\/div>\n
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Nothing\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Then why did you shit in this secure car park\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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You must of broken in\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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I needed a shit and if a public car park was available I would have shit there<\/i><\/div>\n
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The security guard looked at the cut on the girls forehead<\/div>\n
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You need that stitched as it is deep\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Leave me alone\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Very well I will escort you out of the car park and then you are on your own\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Blood was dripping on to the damp floor of the car park<\/div>\n
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A car suddenly came down the ramp and startled the girl and the security guard<\/div>\n
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He pushed the girl roughly behind a column and told her to stay still<\/div>\n
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A middle aged couple emerged from an expensive looking car<\/div>\n
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The woman who was wearing a fur coat smiled at the security guard and gave him a generous tip<\/div>\n
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Be sure to look after our lovely car and I do not want angels defecating near it do you understand\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Yes Madam I can assure you that the angel problem is no longer a problem as they have all returned to Heaven\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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I would like to think that is the case but I am sure that you have the matter in hand\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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I have\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Angels are such filthy creatures\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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The couple then left the car park by the private members lift<\/div>\n
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About fucking time I am bleeding to death and you are chatting up that rich slag\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Keep still as you are still losing blood\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Here take this money and get a taxi to the hospital\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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As if a fucking taxi would take me in this state stinking of shit and bleeding everywhere\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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You cannot stay here that is obvious<\/i><\/div>\n
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Then let me leave\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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In your state\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Nobody would care they would just think another fucking angel beaten by her punters\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Well I care\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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What is your name\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Joe although my parents call me Joseph\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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What is your name\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Mary\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Are you with child\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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What makes you think that\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Just a hunch\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Not as far as I know\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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I have found that other angels who use this car park as a toilet are normally with child\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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That is what makes them shit a lot\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Raw meat I ate raw meat that is what gave me the shits\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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I\u00a0am going to take you hospital\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Fuck off\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Very well just stay here and bleed to death\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Fuck you\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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You are with child I may be a humble security guard but I am not stupid\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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See that old car\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Yes\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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That is my car\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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So what\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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I am going to drive you to the hospital in my car nobody will notice \u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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They will see my wings as soon as they examine me\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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So what they see wings every day\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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Will you wait for me Joe\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
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