{"id":4872,"date":"2020-10-30T11:11:06","date_gmt":"2020-10-30T11:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4872"},"modified":"2020-10-30T11:13:51","modified_gmt":"2020-10-30T11:13:51","slug":"poems-of-medusa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/30\/poems-of-medusa\/","title":{"rendered":"Poems of Medusa"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>Pink Hairbrush<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I sold my pink hairbrush to a greengrocer six months ago<\/p>\n<p>To this day I am not sure why I did this<\/p>\n<p>As it left me without a hairbrush<\/p>\n<p>My hair became matted and I began to resemble Medusa<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say this did little for my social life<\/p>\n<p>And boyfriends were a problem too<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Love Life of Comets<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I often lie in bed with Sarah Connor<\/p>\n<p>And worry about comets<\/p>\n<p>To all intents and purposes they are lovely creatures<\/p>\n<p>But unlucky in love<\/p>\n<p>Their sex life is almost non existent<\/p>\n<p>This makes me very sad<\/p>\n<p>But then again I am just a helpless girl<\/p>\n<p>With snakes in her hair<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pink Hairbrush I sold my pink hairbrush to a greengrocer six months ago To this day I am not sure why I did this As it left me without a hairbrush My hair became matted and I began to resemble Medusa Needless to say this did little for my social life And boyfriends were a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}