{"id":4949,"date":"2020-11-06T16:24:15","date_gmt":"2020-11-06T16:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=4949"},"modified":"2020-11-06T16:24:15","modified_gmt":"2020-11-06T16:24:15","slug":"topless-in-mortuaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/06\/topless-in-mortuaries\/","title":{"rendered":"Topless in Mortuaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is not illegal to sunbathe topless in mortuaries<\/p>\n<p>This fact attracts a lot of people to the profession<\/p>\n<p>My cousin Mary is a mortician<\/p>\n<p>She studied thanatology at college<\/p>\n<p>And summered at Cape Cod<\/p>\n<p>Where she was known to sunbathe topless<\/p>\n<p>Previously it had been illegal to do so between the lighthouses<\/p>\n<p>But this was relaxed when the mortuary laws were changed<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is not illegal to sunbathe topless in mortuaries This fact attracts a lot of people to the profession My cousin Mary is a mortician She studied thanatology at college And summered at Cape Cod Where she was known to sunbathe topless Previously it had been illegal to do so between the lighthouses But this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4949"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}